Sister2Sister: a dull half-term and a mad flasher

By Nell Fenton and Charlotte Bailey Published: 10:00AM GMT twenty-five February 2010

Sister act: B�n�dicte Newland (left), alias the expat mom Nell Fenton, lives in Abu Dhabi; her real-life kin Pascale Smets, aka the henceforth bustling Charlotte Bailey, lives in London

Nell

Sister2sister: what not to do Sister2sister: Pervert-dodging and work experience Sister2sister: relatives working really bad - could do improved Sister2Sister: Oprah Winfreys cheesecake Sister2Sister: acknowledgment skirt

Off on the mini-break to Istanbul tomorrow. Have been so bustling make-up for the boys" ski outing I haven"t even thought about ours. V majority seeking brazen to a (virtually) child-free trip. Technically George will be present, but one kid frequency counts.

Charlotte

My lot had such a lifeless half-term they"re utterly gratified to be behind at school. Dora forced to perform herself by essay and modifying dual magazines called Moisty and Steam. Steam desirous by Heat I think, but uncertain about Moisty. Articles enclosed "Amazing People! Ashialika Fancele the Girl who Fell off a Mountain", and adverts for "Un-Dad Extreme Stop your Dad being Extreme" (ref to Dan"s recurrent tennis playing?).

Nell

Moisty sounds similar to a top-shelf repository to me. Istanbul is a fanciful place. Poor George has been dragged around for hours by us. Only slight critique is that Michael, sportive his common caring and courtesy to detail, has requisitioned us in to an ultra-hip road house with a run similar to a nightclub. It creates us appear even some-more creepy and really old than we essentially are.

Charlotte

Surely, dim nightclub lighting is flattering? A debase unprotected himself to Maddie on her approach in to propagandize yesterday. Ellen pronounced the same thing has happened to Ruth. I rang the propagandize and they done an proclamation in public asking any victims to come forward. About thirty girls stood up. Not one had worried to discuss it staff as they all only see it as piece of vital in London. It"s so depressing.

Nell

That and being mugged. Poor Maddie though. Managed in reckless make-up to replace any pants for myself. Situation accurate majority satisfactorily. Found hoop skirt emporium that would not have ashamed Soviet-era Moscow and paid for a 10-pack worked out at 63p each. Not really glamorous, but so elastic and comfy. There was an complete wall of packs, each displaying a design of lady in big, nauseous pants and vests. The man in the emporium pronounced I looked similar to her. As hoop skirt models go, I disbelief you get reduce bill she looked similar to a sleepy old slapper. I"d done my squeeze by then, so took the enrich in the suggestion it was intended.

Charlotte

Bearing in mind, I"ve been told I see similar to Boy George, Alison Moyet and Barry Manilow so I"d only be beholden not to be likened to someone portly or a man. Police have held the insane flasher. He outlayed 3 days in the same mark exposing himself to schoolgirls and on the third day Ruth identified him to solid garments military who arrested him.